Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
You know one of things that the kids do that adds on to my many enjoyable days in Kumon is when they don't understand what you say. And sometimes it's just so darn difficult to explain what you said.
For example.
Last week, one of my favorite student [yes, I know as a teacher I shouldn't be bias] was sitting in front of me doing his work while I was marking one of the other students work. Who happen to get almost all of his questions wrong. Then the student sitting in front of me started asking..
Boy: Wah, teacher. He got so many wrong.
Teacher: Because he is so very smart.
Boy: Huh? If he's smart, I don't think he would get all wrong.
Teacher: Not smart smart lah. Never mind, I was being Sarcastic.
Boy: Sarcastic? Teacher, what you mean?
Teacher: Erh, you know when you say something you don't mean. erhh something like that
[Fine, I know that's not the exact meaning. But come on lah, how the hell to explain sarcastic?]
Boy: But teacher? Why would we wanna say something we don't mean?
[When he said that, I thought to myself. True also, shit la this stupid kid. So the only reply I could think of was...]
Teacher: Aiyah, Just do your work lah. Don't talk so much.
The power of being a teacher, I say DO WORK! They do. And our conversation is forgotten! =D But I have to admit, gotta love kids these days!
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
For example.
Last week, one of my favorite student [yes, I know as a teacher I shouldn't be bias] was sitting in front of me doing his work while I was marking one of the other students work. Who happen to get almost all of his questions wrong. Then the student sitting in front of me started asking..
Boy: Wah, teacher. He got so many wrong.
Teacher: Because he is so very smart.
Boy: Huh? If he's smart, I don't think he would get all wrong.
Teacher: Not smart smart lah. Never mind, I was being Sarcastic.
Boy: Sarcastic? Teacher, what you mean?
Teacher: Erh, you know when you say something you don't mean. erhh something like that
[Fine, I know that's not the exact meaning. But come on lah, how the hell to explain sarcastic?]
Boy: But teacher? Why would we wanna say something we don't mean?
[When he said that, I thought to myself. True also, shit la this stupid kid. So the only reply I could think of was...]
Teacher: Aiyah, Just do your work lah. Don't talk so much.
The power of being a teacher, I say DO WORK! They do. And our conversation is forgotten! =D But I have to admit, gotta love kids these days!
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Welcome to Bangkok, Thailand [Phase 1]
OK.. OoooooK!
Finally, I've got my internet back. And although my mum and I have been sitting in front of the computer ever since we got home (I mean, come on. The woman hasn't even changed yet!). Anyway, it's back to blogging, facebook and surfing the net. Due to me not having an internet connection, I'm now very poor on Friend For Sale. And BossMun even has like 2Million. Dammit! Finally I'm back to the internet world, and as promised, blog for my recent Bangkok - Thailand holiday.
And I know I said before that next post would be about the "Fish Spa" we went. But since I had no connection for the past 2 weeks, I personally feel the OMPH and excitement of Fish Spa has died.
Sorry, so shall we proceed to Bangkok Vacation 2008?
oh yea, and before I begin..
Maxis you still suck. So, NOT forgiven. Blardy hell give us a month free la. Since you already took 2 weeks of OUR time. retards. pfft.
So, instead of telling you our entire itinerary by long boring letters, I thought perhaps a photo journey would be much more appealing. You think so?
Moving along.
Welcome to
Bangkok Vacation 2008. - Phase 1
The Land of SMILES.
[applause]
Before we begin..
Please..
Please remember..
Now we've got all the rules and regulations understood. Let me just give you a brief summary of our trip. There was 4 of us..
Louisa - De SaSaSa
Winnie - De WhineyWinnie
Stephanie - De SmokeySteph
And yours truly.
So first stop, LCCT.
Before we leave for Bangkok, on AirAsia. Surprisingly the flight and customer service was really good. Recommended, seriously. For any poor people out there who wants to fly but have no money, AirAsia will help get you to where you want to go!
LCCT
Rich homeless looking people I found in LCCT [tee-hee, joke!]
SmokeySteph and a fucking VIOLENT drunktard.
Freaks, being themselves.
WELCOME TO BANGKOK, THAILAND
The Land of Smiles!
Central World Plaza - One of the biggest Shopping Complex in Bangkok
An Arsenal Shop, for my brother to see and envy.
Next day, We went on a City Tour. Basically, going on a boat that will bring you around the "city" on a dirty water. Now I know it may not sound as interesting as it is. But trust me, It was really enjoyable. One of the highlights of our trip, YO!
A DARK picture of us.
[Because the photographer was an idiot.]
A nicer one.
On something that is on the river.
It shakes and moves.
A second shot.
[in case this photographer was another idiot.]
And, We got on the Boat.
to..
FEED FISH!!!
Next stop, Gem Gallery. Where we were welcomed with free drinks! And ladies who chase you around the gallery, hoping that you would buy something!
[Trust me, they really do chase you]
I tried running, and she actually ran after me! I just kept saying
"no buy no buy! look for friend! OK?!"
Then I guess she finally understood that this is NOT a buying customer. She left me alone.
Anyway, here's SaSaSa in the Video presentation.
CamWhore 01 - In Car
CamWhore 02 - Same Car
Next, BEE FARM.
Where they DON'T have actual Bees around.
Yeah I know, I was frigging disappointed too. Was looking forward to going there actually :(
SaSaSa and SmokeySteph being disgusted about something bee-ish.
Taiwan guy speaker - He's quite cute lah.
Please wait 15mins for effect. Thank You.
Sorry. No pictures of Donuts.
Donuts make me wanna puke.
but.. I have a picture of us! Isn't that much better? :D
OK, this is the end of Phase 1.
I'm super tired and I need to sleep! Meeting up with WhineyWinnie early in the morning to get our hair done. Hehe! I'm finally gonna perm my hair. After waiting for donkey years for my hair to grow. Wish me luck. Hopefully my head isn't too bald to not be able to perm :(
WhineyWinnie is gonna dye her hair RED.
Yeah, Don't worry.
I'll take pictures ;p
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
Finally, I've got my internet back. And although my mum and I have been sitting in front of the computer ever since we got home (I mean, come on. The woman hasn't even changed yet!). Anyway, it's back to blogging, facebook and surfing the net. Due to me not having an internet connection, I'm now very poor on Friend For Sale. And BossMun even has like 2Million. Dammit! Finally I'm back to the internet world, and as promised, blog for my recent Bangkok - Thailand holiday.
And I know I said before that next post would be about the "Fish Spa" we went. But since I had no connection for the past 2 weeks, I personally feel the OMPH and excitement of Fish Spa has died.
Sorry, so shall we proceed to Bangkok Vacation 2008?
oh yea, and before I begin..
Maxis you still suck. So, NOT forgiven. Blardy hell give us a month free la. Since you already took 2 weeks of OUR time. retards. pfft.
So, instead of telling you our entire itinerary by long boring letters, I thought perhaps a photo journey would be much more appealing. You think so?
Moving along.
Welcome to
Bangkok Vacation 2008. - Phase 1
The Land of SMILES.
[applause]
Before we begin..
Please..
Please remember..
Now we've got all the rules and regulations understood. Let me just give you a brief summary of our trip. There was 4 of us..
Louisa - De SaSaSa
Winnie - De WhineyWinnie
Stephanie - De SmokeySteph
And yours truly.So first stop, LCCT.
Before we leave for Bangkok, on AirAsia. Surprisingly the flight and customer service was really good. Recommended, seriously. For any poor people out there who wants to fly but have no money, AirAsia will help get you to where you want to go!
LCCT
Rich homeless looking people I found in LCCT [tee-hee, joke!]
SmokeySteph and a fucking VIOLENT drunktard.
Freaks, being themselves.oh yea.
Reminder:
Please bring your own food on AirAsia. As they charge you for every single thing.
So be prepared to pay and jus sit on the plane without moving an inch.
And,
if anyone is going on AirAsia again, please get me that pair of black flip-flops. Thanks.
After 2 Hours..
Reminder:
Please bring your own food on AirAsia. As they charge you for every single thing.
So be prepared to pay and jus sit on the plane without moving an inch.
And,
if anyone is going on AirAsia again, please get me that pair of black flip-flops. Thanks.
After 2 Hours..
WELCOME TO BANGKOK, THAILAND
The Land of Smiles!
Even Ronald is HERE!
I jus HAD to take this picture. You see, the one thing I love about Bangkok is.. Their ADVERTISING. Here you see a guy, wearing tight spandex with some weird sharp plastic shapes covering him. This definitely caught my attention.
[Promoting for product: MAC - cosmetics]
Central World Plaza - One of the biggest Shopping Complex in Bangkok
An Arsenal Shop, for my brother to see and envy.
Next day, We went on a City Tour. Basically, going on a boat that will bring you around the "city" on a dirty water. Now I know it may not sound as interesting as it is. But trust me, It was really enjoyable. One of the highlights of our trip, YO!
A DARK picture of us.
[Because the photographer was an idiot.]
A nicer one.
On something that is on the river.
It shakes and moves.
A second shot.
[in case this photographer was another idiot.]
And, We got on the Boat.
to..
FEED FISH!!!
Next stop, Gem Gallery. Where we were welcomed with free drinks! And ladies who chase you around the gallery, hoping that you would buy something![Trust me, they really do chase you]
I tried running, and she actually ran after me! I just kept saying
"no buy no buy! look for friend! OK?!"
Then I guess she finally understood that this is NOT a buying customer. She left me alone.
Anyway, here's SaSaSa in the Video presentation.
CamWhore 01 - In Car
CamWhore 02 - Same Car
Where they DON'T have actual Bees around.
Yeah I know, I was frigging disappointed too. Was looking forward to going there actually :(
SaSaSa and SmokeySteph being disgusted about something bee-ish.
Taiwan guy speaker - He's quite cute lah.
SmokeySteph was the guinea pig for some Bee thingy[where they steal from the Queen B] to show how FLAWLESS her skin would be.
Please wait 15mins for effect. Thank You.
After our city tour, we went to what we knew best.
SHOPPING. at mbt or something like that.
WhineyWinnie wanted to try the 'Mister Donut' so badly, and she finally had her chance.
SHOPPING. at mbt or something like that.
WhineyWinnie wanted to try the 'Mister Donut' so badly, and she finally had her chance.
Sorry. No pictures of Donuts.
Donuts make me wanna puke.
but.. I have a picture of us! Isn't that much better? :D
OK, this is the end of Phase 1.I'm super tired and I need to sleep! Meeting up with WhineyWinnie early in the morning to get our hair done. Hehe! I'm finally gonna perm my hair. After waiting for donkey years for my hair to grow. Wish me luck. Hopefully my head isn't too bald to not be able to perm :(
WhineyWinnie is gonna dye her hair RED.
Yeah, Don't worry.
I'll take pictures ;p
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Maxis. Whole lot of CRAP!
Every single time you hear people complain about streamyx, and it's a norm. When you hear Streamyx, everyone says it sucks.
BAD Customer Service.
BAD Connection.
BAD Everything.
Since my area doesn't get Streamyx, we terpaksa use Maxis for our phone / internet connection.
Maxis.
As mentioned before, the whole God creating lightning and frying my router. And it's been 8 days.
[oh yea, it seems my CPU kena fried too. I jus found that out.]
So according to our technician, it's the Modem that kena fried. Not the router. Anyway, my mum immediately went to Maxis the next day to replace our modem. And they replaced our modem the very same day, so we brought it home and fixed it up. "To our suprise" modem works, but no connection from Maxis. So my mum called and asked them to fix it up, they promised to give us the connection in 2 hours time.
So we wait.
Continue waiting..
2 Hours gone by..
and...
STILL NO CONNECTION! YAY! PKM!
we waited to fucks. Stupid Maxis.
So my mum got really pissed got as she put it "What am I suppose to do without internet?" She called them again..
This time they said "You'll have to wait 2 days for us to send our technician"
WTF?! 2 days?! Your freaking technician coming from USA ar??? So.. again..
NO INTERNET!
NO BLOGG!
NO EMAIL!
NO MSN!
Please miss me.. All you out there with internet :(
Also, just because of the INTERNET. I missed my chance of watching Kung Fu Panda with my brudders!!!
I HATE YOU MAXIS!!!
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
BAD Customer Service.
BAD Connection.
BAD Everything.
Since my area doesn't get Streamyx, we terpaksa use Maxis for our phone / internet connection.
Maxis.
As mentioned before, the whole God creating lightning and frying my router. And it's been 8 days.
[oh yea, it seems my CPU kena fried too. I jus found that out.]
So according to our technician, it's the Modem that kena fried. Not the router. Anyway, my mum immediately went to Maxis the next day to replace our modem. And they replaced our modem the very same day, so we brought it home and fixed it up. "To our suprise" modem works, but no connection from Maxis. So my mum called and asked them to fix it up, they promised to give us the connection in 2 hours time.
So we wait.
Continue waiting..
2 Hours gone by..
and...
STILL NO CONNECTION! YAY! PKM!
we waited to fucks. Stupid Maxis.
So my mum got really pissed got as she put it "What am I suppose to do without internet?" She called them again..
This time they said "You'll have to wait 2 days for us to send our technician"
WTF?! 2 days?! Your freaking technician coming from USA ar??? So.. again..
NO INTERNET!
NO BLOGG!
NO EMAIL!
NO MSN!
Please miss me.. All you out there with internet :(
Also, just because of the INTERNET. I missed my chance of watching Kung Fu Panda with my brudders!!!
I HATE YOU MAXIS!!!
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Gods' Greatest Creation
Millions of years ago..
God woke up one day and decided to create stuff on Earth. And on the very first day, he created LIGHT.
LIGHT!!!!
And with Light, came Lightning.
And with Lightning, came...
MY ROUTER BURNT!!
Hence,
NO INTERNET.
NO FACEBOOK.
NO EMAIL.
NO MSN.
damn. PKM.
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
God woke up one day and decided to create stuff on Earth. And on the very first day, he created LIGHT.
LIGHT!!!!
And with Light, came Lightning.
And with Lightning, came...
MY ROUTER BURNT!!
Hence,
NO INTERNET.
NO FACEBOOK.
NO EMAIL.
NO MSN.
damn. PKM.
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
My World Is BLACK
3 post in a night, and I keep coming. HA!
Just some random crap. But a few weeks ago, SaSaSa, WhineyWinnie and I went to LowYat to get an External Hard Drive for myself. I needed their help with the whole
"TIEW LEI SEK GONG LAN JIAU KUANG TONG WAH MOU?" language translation and all. Such good friends right?
So, we literally walked the entire LOWYAT and yet I still couldn't decide on which damn hard drive to buy. That's cos BossMun showed me some pictures of the WD Passport [Black, soo sexy] and I just couldn't look at any other stuff than that.
FINALLY, I decided to get it at one store with a lady who looks like Jay Chou. Ooooo! And we spent more than an HOUR, just so that I could decide on whether I wanted the 250GB Black or the 320GB RED!!!! I KNOW!!! RED!!! OMG!!!
Although I almost, Thank God I came to my senses and decided on the Black. Although less capacity, who cares? It's better than RED!!! Tee-Hee! SaSaSa and WhineyWinnie got reallly annoyed at me that day, at least now the world knows i am for BLACK!!! and ONLY BLACK!
Here's How the WD Passports look like, you decide. Black Better right?!
The UGLY Red. [-10 Points]
The Sexy Black. [+10 Points]
So after our shopping at LowYat, we went for dinner at some chinese restaurant [which I forgot the name]. And THERE, was like 6 CHOW YONG GEEKS who sat behind us, kept dissing GIRLs. As though they knew how to REALLY treat a lady.
DUDE! Look, I don't wanna be mean la. But seriously, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MIRROR?! What girls?! You can get girls meh? If YOU get guys also considered lucky lo..
Don't think REAL LIFE GIRLS can be treated the same as the Porn Stars you subscribe to everynight kay?! GET A LIFE LAH SEI YONG SUI PKM!!
ahhhhh, released. Anyway! After dinner, we went to get in touch with our INNER CHINAH-SELF and decided to take one of those lala sticker picture. Although our faces couldn't pass as one of those LALA MUIS and CHAIS, I think we did pretty aight. We also added a lot of those shiny sparkling stars around our pictures just so that it would show atleast a little of our CHINAH CHINAH side.
Here's us, getting in touch with our INNER CHINAH SELF.
The entire row of ultimate LALA-ness.
See how 'Guai Lou' we look?
I'd like to call this the 'we're lala yo!'
I would have called it something else like "gangsta", but because of WhineyWinnie who TOTALLY KILLED THE GANGSTA look [and may I remind you, this is not the first time]. We still love you WhineyWinnie. <3 Oh well, at least SaSaSa and I look cool. Yeah!~ Love you girls.
Anyway, Next post.
[FISH SPA] that's IF i'm not too lazy. HA!
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
Just some random crap. But a few weeks ago, SaSaSa, WhineyWinnie and I went to LowYat to get an External Hard Drive for myself. I needed their help with the whole
"TIEW LEI SEK GONG LAN JIAU KUANG TONG WAH MOU?" language translation and all. Such good friends right?
So, we literally walked the entire LOWYAT and yet I still couldn't decide on which damn hard drive to buy. That's cos BossMun showed me some pictures of the WD Passport [Black, soo sexy] and I just couldn't look at any other stuff than that.
FINALLY, I decided to get it at one store with a lady who looks like Jay Chou. Ooooo! And we spent more than an HOUR, just so that I could decide on whether I wanted the 250GB Black or the 320GB RED!!!! I KNOW!!! RED!!! OMG!!!
I CAN NEVER LIVE WITH MYSELF IF I'D EVER BUY THE RED!!!
Although I almost, Thank God I came to my senses and decided on the Black. Although less capacity, who cares? It's better than RED!!! Tee-Hee! SaSaSa and WhineyWinnie got reallly annoyed at me that day, at least now the world knows i am for BLACK!!! and ONLY BLACK!
Here's How the WD Passports look like, you decide. Black Better right?!
The UGLY Red. [-10 Points]
The Sexy Black. [+10 Points]
So after our shopping at LowYat, we went for dinner at some chinese restaurant [which I forgot the name]. And THERE, was like 6 CHOW YONG GEEKS who sat behind us, kept dissing GIRLs. As though they knew how to REALLY treat a lady.
DUDE! Look, I don't wanna be mean la. But seriously, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MIRROR?! What girls?! You can get girls meh? If YOU get guys also considered lucky lo..
Don't think REAL LIFE GIRLS can be treated the same as the Porn Stars you subscribe to everynight kay?! GET A LIFE LAH SEI YONG SUI PKM!!
ahhhhh, released. Anyway! After dinner, we went to get in touch with our INNER CHINAH-SELF and decided to take one of those lala sticker picture. Although our faces couldn't pass as one of those LALA MUIS and CHAIS, I think we did pretty aight. We also added a lot of those shiny sparkling stars around our pictures just so that it would show atleast a little of our CHINAH CHINAH side.
Here's us, getting in touch with our INNER CHINAH SELF.
The entire row of ultimate LALA-ness.
See how 'Guai Lou' we look?
I'd like to call this the 'we're lala yo!'I would have called it something else like "gangsta", but because of WhineyWinnie who TOTALLY KILLED THE GANGSTA look [and may I remind you, this is not the first time]. We still love you WhineyWinnie. <3 Oh well, at least SaSaSa and I look cool. Yeah!~ Love you girls.
Anyway, Next post.
[FISH SPA] that's IF i'm not too lazy. HA!
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
Save Paper! Save The Earth!
For some of my good friends who have been asking me why I keep going to college when I was supposedly already graduated.
Again.
Instead of me talking to all of you over the phone, SO MUCH easier to tell you guys here. So Read!
Anywhooo.. Although we may have already finished our Artsy-Fartsy Exhibition, due to some INCONVENIENT caused [PKM], we terpaksa balik jaga booth again. YEAY! *Smiles!*
Doesn't matter though, cos I actually enjoy coming back and hanging around with my brudders before WhineyWinnie and I leave for UK! *sobss*
Now Now Kat, Lets not get carried away being EMO. Basically, here are some of the pictures of the booth and designs we did for our Artsy-Fartsy Exhibition last Saturday. It's damn NICE ok?! [say anything and die, thanks] Tee-Hee! It's all about ECO and saving the earth craps, see Uncle YTL! Must be proud of meeee!
Here are the pictures..
Our Booth - Front View
Our Booth - Side View
Earth Edition [If you don't speak english, it means Edisi Bumi]
Our Stuff!
BoonChan's drawing - In memorial of you-know-who-lah
Our Mascot! - DUDE! < is his name
Now for the fun part..
Everybody, Meet my brudder BoonChan. Now now people, Please don't laugh at my disabled brudder kay? Everybody deserves a chance to live like a normal person.
BoonChan - The OYACA -Orang Yang Amat Cacat Akal
The groupmates + 1 more who is taking the pic [DUH?]
Here we have another OYACA brudder, FeiChan.
See guys, I am soooo kind and caring. I love the disabled sooo berry much. Tee-Hee! Kidding lah! Anyway, that's about it. Please note that Pictures that were not uploaded only means that the picture is UGLY! Thanks. But before I end..
Ah BoonChan would like to say "Please Buy one Ohhh!"
Who Else?
Kat Lah.
Again.
Instead of me talking to all of you over the phone, SO MUCH easier to tell you guys here. So Read!
Anywhooo.. Although we may have already finished our Artsy-Fartsy Exhibition, due to some INCONVENIENT caused [PKM], we terpaksa balik jaga booth again. YEAY! *Smiles!*
Doesn't matter though, cos I actually enjoy coming back and hanging around with my brudders before WhineyWinnie and I leave for UK! *sobss*
Now Now Kat, Lets not get carried away being EMO. Basically, here are some of the pictures of the booth and designs we did for our Artsy-Fartsy Exhibition last Saturday. It's damn NICE ok?! [say anything and die, thanks] Tee-Hee! It's all about ECO and saving the earth craps, see Uncle YTL! Must be proud of meeee!
Here are the pictures..
Our Booth - Front View
Our Booth - Side View
Earth Edition [If you don't speak english, it means Edisi Bumi]
Our Stuff!
BoonChan's drawing - In memorial of you-know-who-lah
Our Mascot! - DUDE! < is his nameNow for the fun part..
Everybody, Meet my brudder BoonChan. Now now people, Please don't laugh at my disabled brudder kay? Everybody deserves a chance to live like a normal person.
BoonChan - The OYACA -Orang Yang Amat Cacat Akal
The groupmates + 1 more who is taking the pic [DUH?]
Here we have another OYACA brudder, FeiChan.See guys, I am soooo kind and caring. I love the disabled sooo berry much. Tee-Hee! Kidding lah! Anyway, that's about it. Please note that Pictures that were not uploaded only means that the picture is UGLY! Thanks. But before I end..
Ah BoonChan would like to say "Please Buy one Ohhh!"Who Else?
Kat Lah.
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